SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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