Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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