so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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