Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
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