The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
