im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
