Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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