yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
Randomize
