Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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