we should wear snuggies to the strip club
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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