You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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