I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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