i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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