You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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