I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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