Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Sacagawea was the original milf.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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