so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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