happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
