I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I think my nap took me to another dimension
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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