how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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