Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
thus making me awesome and them whores
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Randomize
