Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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