I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I wish my new phone didn't autocorrect so well. People will never experience the magic of my drunk texts because they think I'm making a coherent statement.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
