Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
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