i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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