Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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