his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Randomize
