Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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