i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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