No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
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