You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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