Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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