I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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