Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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