I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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