Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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