I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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