He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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