im having a threesome with these popsicles
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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