did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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