I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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