Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
He better not be in your backpack
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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