Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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