you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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