I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
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You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
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