ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
