Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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