letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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