You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
We got so high we made milksteak
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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