VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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